What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Octopussy

Former Packers WR makes long touchdown in UFL championship - Acme Packing Company

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-All the bad guys are black.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What should I do if I love a girl and she apparently doesn't love me?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are some of your shocking stories?

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What are some healthy ways to start losing weight without risking starvation mode or extreme food restriction?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Live and Let Die

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Dr No

Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”